joryu:

gemstuff:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

3000s:

my pinrerest feed is full of these right now and theyre getting more and more grotesque the more i scroll

wartips:

Death is a natural part of life. Not your death though. Your death is gonna be super fucked up.

scaryorganmusic:

twitter limiting the amount of tweets you get to read per day is ridiculous but if tiktok limited the amount of videos people got to see per day it would be the biggest win for mental health since ssris

majormeilani:

hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill

minionresearch:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

white kid at the chinese restaurant trying to use chopsticks

duckdotcom:

one of my students downloaded an image for a project today and named it, before my eyes, “PNG.jpg”

poetrylesbian:

obviously dietary requirements aren’t a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she’s up to today and she said extremely seriously “ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia”